Adult Humor, Sarcasm

Shut the f*ck up!

I baked you some shut the fucupcakes

Don't worry laundry. Nobody's doing me either

Waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure

Sensitive and fragile but will still fight

Cooking tip: If ou stir it with wine, it counts as homemade

Dust me off, I'm still a damn treasure

I'm not overthinking- I'm strategizing

I'm not drinking alone If the cat's home

Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily

Clean House Messy B*tch

Before Coffee/Fully Caffeinated- Cow

Before Coffee/Fully Caffeinated- Cat

Before Coffee/Fully Caffeinated- Hippo

Before Coffee/Fully Caffeinated- Duck

Before Coffee/Fully Caffeinated- Dog

Swear Bears

Swear Bears

Swear Bears

Swear Bears

Smile B*tch Carebear

Books & Bows

Truck Driver( Adult Humor)