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We're all Labubu here -
I put out for Santa he always comes(naughty/adult) -
Sleighing all day tipsy all night -
Forecast Seasonal Depression -
Guess What? Chicken Butt -
Don't worry laundry. Nobody's doing me either -
If swearing burned calories, I'd be one skinny b*tch -
Too fabulous to fold laundry -
Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily -
Completely Unhinged -
My alone time is for everyone's safety -
Sarcasm is my love language -
Shut the f*ck up! -
I'm a delightful mess -
Shut the f*ck up! -
I baked you some shut the fucupcakes -
Don't worry laundry. Nobody's doing me either -
Waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure -
Sensitive and fragile but will still fight -
Cooking tip: If ou stir it with wine, it counts as homemade -
Dust me off, I'm still a damn treasure -
I'm not overthinking- I'm strategizing -
I'm not drinking alone If the cat's home -
Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily